Stephan Melzl, Schwimmerin 2 (2012-05), 2012, Öl auf Holz, 50 x 37 cm
Exhibition April 18 - May 12, 2012 at Thomas Rehbein Galerie
Oh for fuck’s sake
TUMBLR!
Will you PLEASE stop with the candid photo’s!
They’re disturbing and in a few weeks it’ll suddenly turn out that your celebrity of the day doesn’t like to be stalked.
SUPRISE
And Fandom will be crying again , because they didn’t knoooooow.
You’ll have another witch hunt to take all those pictures down and to never ever reblog them ever again, while denying that you did so in the first place and shunning everybody who does.
Come on, really?
I present Dr. John H. Watson; his doctorate is in in passive-aggressiveness.
Gee, John, what woman MIGHT Sherlock be talking about, Hmm?
Maybe the one who, I don’t know, just drugged him and roughed him up with a riding crop before he passed out?
The one the Royal Family sent you to investigate and relieve of her incriminating sex photos with someone who might even be the future Queen Consort?
The one who was starkers and straddling his lap while you pretended not to check out her tits?
THAT woman?
John [thinking]: Maybe he’ll just forget all about her if I play dumb about it. Maybe we will never speak of her again. Yes. Good plan. I’m gonna go with that.
What the hell is outside that window anyway?
(via linpatootie)
